It's not the Shanghai daily news but the local Johnson Controls paper. And I didn't make the front page but did manage to warrant space on page 2. And yes, there were more than 2 pages, Krauss! There are 4 pages total.
I'd rather not mention that page 4 is a full page advertisement but feel I must.
So, let me provide a rough and abridged translation of the text from the article,
"So, this really big dude works at our headliner factory. Just imagine a flagpole touting a red flag and you've got an accurate visual of this guy. He is not heavy enough to be a real American so we suspect he may be some sort of hybrid. He is the tallest red-haired person we have ever seen in southern China. There are stories of a red-haired behemoth that roamed the mountains of northern china back in the 40's. However, no evidence of the Chinese Sasquatch has been documented. Anyways, back to our JCI carrot top. He's going to be here, terrorizing our team until December of 2007. So, be on the lookout. These innocent bystanders were mauled immediately following the picture. "
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http://www.incrediblehulk.com/sasquatch.jpg
Here is a creation of what the Chinese believe this red haired sasquatch looks like. Now I know why their lives have been filled with great fear since early December.
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